What to write in a Festivus card

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  1. Happy Festivus! Forget the presents, you've got a lot grievances coming your way!
  2. A donation in your name has been made to THE HUMAN FUND, Money for People. Happy Festivus!
  3. May all your grievances be aired and feats of strength be shown! Wishing you the best Festivus ever!
  4. Festivus greetings! It isn't over till you pin me!
  5. Is that the pole? YES! Happy Festivus!
  6. I got a lot of problems with you you're gonna hear about it! Wishing a Happy Festivus!
  7. I find tinsel distracting. Wishing you a Happy Festivus!
  8. I've skipped buying you a present and have instead made a donation in your honor to The Human Fund! Wishing you the best Festivus ever!!
  9. Happy Festivus! A holiday for the rest of us!
  10. I find your belief system fascinating, Happy Festivus!
  11. Wishing you a Happy Festivus filled with Festivus miracles!